All recruiters have funny stories about interviews, candidates, etc. Over the years, you start to get ‘numb’ to some of the silly things candidates and/or hiring manager do. However, there is always that time when you speak to someone and you are absolutely-100%-amazed at the ridiculousness of what is coming out of their mouth. For instance (this is edited a bit for easy reading):
Me: “What is your ideal role?”
Candidate: “I would like to get into something new and move into a help desk role to get away from operations.”
Me: “You have been on a help desk for 12 years now, how will that be different?”
Candidate: “You’re right, that probably isn’t … I just hate operations.”
Me: “To me, help desk roles are very operational in nature, don’t you think so?”
Candidate: “You’re right, they probably are.”
Another part of this same conversation:
Me: “From a technical standpoint, where do you feel like your strengths are; meaning what technologies does your knowledge go the deepest?”
Candidate: “I am a great people person.”
Another part of this same conversation:
(keep in mind the candidate applied to this role on the website)
Me: “Do you have any questions for me?”
Candidate: “What does your company do?”
Me: “Have you had a chance to look at the website at all?”
Candidate: “Ummm, I don’t think so. (pause) Ummm, nope I haven’t, can you tell me?”
I’m sorry to the person that I had this conversation with, but these are too good not to share.